NEVER. EVER. AGAIN.

  • I will never again be put in a position where a client requirement cannot be met in effort proportional to its complexity, as a result of the incompetence and outright malpractice of a fellow self-proclaimed computer programmer.
  • I will never again be put in a position where I must tell a client that their requirement is overdue as a result of the consequences implied by the incompetence of a fellow self-proclaimed programmer.
  • I will never again be put in a position where I must hack at software in most unsavoury ways (i.e. likely defective; unable to decompose perpetually) in order to achieve a client requirement satisfactorily — this flows from exclusive competence and thus, the elimination of incompetence.
  • F.F.S., The bar is not that high!

    NEVER. EVER. AGAIN.

10 Responses to “NEVER. EVER. AGAIN.”

  1. Reg Braithwaite Says:

    I have a similar mantra, where ‘computer programmer’ is replaced with “development manager.” sadly, I have needed that mantra many times :-(

  2. Ricardo Herrmann Says:

    Think of it this way: you’re absolutely NOT alone ;-)

  3. Tony Morris Says:

    Thanks Ricardo ;) Feels like it sometimes.

  4. Jesper Says:

    We ought to have some kind of manifesto. Sadly, these look all too familiar.

  5. Ian Horwill Says:

    Sounds great. How will you achieve it?

  6. Tyler MacLeod Says:

    Ahh, so understandable. Let us know if you come up with a strategy to implement this, I’m sure a lot of us out here would love to have that answer.

  7. Jim Kiley Says:

    To implement this strategy, you have to walk a fine line between “honest and bold” and “too much of a jerk to hire again”. It is not easy.

  8. Matt Platte Says:

    I dunno why, but reading this with my morning coffee reminded me of a movie… you know, the one where the guy says, ” I love the smell of napalm in the morning… “.

    Heh. Thanks for helping me remember why I’m self-employed. ;)

  9. Joe Grossberg Says:

    A noble set of goals, but I question the realism of totally avoiding incompetent coworkers, bosses and clients.

    Perhaps it would be more fruitful to strive for those three goals, and a fourth one:

    * When these fail, I will become proficient at dealing with screwed-up people and situations, because encountering them is inevitable.

  10. justinkadima Says:

    good luck!

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